The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught: Afterwards - March 5, 2003
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Well, that was different.  No Joe on the Metallic Onslaught, and instead we
saw the return of Ian the Viking.  The attached pic is of when Ian went nuts
and attacked not just Jeffie (which he did numerous times (His death-blow
was ineffective)) but Lance, who was not expecting it AT ALL...

There was a return of sorts on The Last Exit as well.  Arthur, still blind
from getting glass in his eyes last week, tried to clone Zoltan again.  I
think he did it out of spite since I told him he didn't need safety goggles,
and well, he's blind now...  Anyways, he screwed it up.  This clone was more
like Chuck with a little Zoltan thrown in, as well as a few others.... Very
bad.  Hopefully it was destroyed after the show like Arthur promised...
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The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - March 15, 2003
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On The Metallic Onslaught (last week, not last night) Ian the Viking
rampaged, and ended up having Shoebox (who he called Mailbox and believed to
be female, and gorgous) flush his Giant Hammer down the toilet.  Ian
followed it.  None of us know how either of them fit, but hey...  What
happened happened.  Attached is a pic of the battle between the two of them.
This week, Ian was back, dripping wet from the sewer.  I personally tried to
knock the Ian the Viking out of him, and revert him back to Joe.  If I
didn't mention it, Ian the Viking seems to be an alternate personallity /
psychotic break that Joe had after what Jeffie did to him.  Ian and I
tumbled down the stairs and went partially through the floor.  Tnen he was
Joe and forgot all about Ian.  It was strange.  Jeffie came in and Joe
punched him SO hard that he went through the wall of the studio.  The place
was a mess to say the least.  Ian also broke the door to the studio in his
confrontation with me.  What I don't know, is if Joe remembers what Jeffie
did to him, and if he doesn't, who knows what may happen when he does...

On The Last Exit Last week, there was a miracle.  We had a small Yellow
Stuffed Bear to sacrifice, and Gorgar and Arthur each grabbed a half and
pulled.  It eventually ripped, and Arthur half tumbled down the stairs (That
would be the other attached picture).  In the process he hit his head and
what was left of the stuffy went into his eyes...  AND HE REGAINED HIS
SIGHT!!  Or so it seems.  Weird, eh?
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The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught: Afterwards - March 19, 2003
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I do believe that I already discussed what happened on The Metallic
Onslaught.  It looks like Joe is back to his old self.  On The Last Exit,
Arthur decided that he was still mad at me for his blindness, and since
regaining his sight, went out and found the REAL Zoltan.  Apparently, he was
still alive, although I got no straight answer as to where he has been, or
where Arthur found him.  Anyway, that was all fun and such.  We played some
music for him and then he left...